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Vintage Victuals: Christmas In July! Noel Glazed Ham

Noel Glazed Ham, 1967

“Be different! This year make the pacesetter of your company get-together an easy-carve boneless ham roll, glazed and trimmed in the grand French manner.”

Not only does this recipe (from a 1967 Family Circle publication) take 2 days to make, but in the end, you wind up with a baked ham frosted with gelled mayonnaise.

No, YOU try it. I made the ketchup pie, remember?

Noel Glazed Ham
Bake meat first to bring out its juicy-best flavor, then glaze, French style. Only last-minute job is to arrange platter.
Makes 12 servings, plus enough for a second-day treat.

7 to 8 pounds boned rolled ready-to-eat ham
½ red skin apple
4 green-onion tops
8 to 10 whole sprigs of watercress
2 cups cream for whipping
1 tablespoon dried tarragon leaves
½ teaspoon ground ginger
7 envelopes unflavored gelatin
1 cup cold water
2 cups mayonnaise or salad dressing
½ cup lemon juice
4 cups apple cider

1. Two days before your party, place ham on a rack in a large shallow baking pan. (Do not add water or cover pan.)
2. Bake in slow oven (325°) 1 hour and 15 minutes. Lift onto a large platter; cool, wrap, and chill overnight.
3. The next day, pare skin from apple in wide strips; split green-onion tops. Cut tiny flower shapes from each with a truffle cutter; place cutouts and watercress between sheets of damp paper toweling to keep moist.
4. Heat cream with tarragon and ginger just to scalding in a small saucepan; cool to lukewarm; strain through cheesecloth into a small bowl.
5. Soften 4 envelopes of the gelatin in water in a medium-size saucepan; heat slowly, stirring constantly, until gelatin dissolves; remove from heat. Beat in mayonnaise or salad dressing and lemon juice; stir in cream mixture. Let stand at room temperature.
6. Soften remaining 3 envelopes gelatin in 1 cup of the cider in a small saucepan; heat slowly, stirring constantly, until gelatin dissolves; stir in remaining 3 cups cider. Let stand at room temperature for Step 9.
7. Set ham on a wire rack in a large shallow pan. Pour about ½ of the mayonnaise mixture into a small bowl; place in a pan of ice and water to speed setting. Chill, stirring several times, just until as thick as an unbeaten egg white; spoon over ham to coat evenly. Chill ham about 10 minutes, or until coating is set.
8. Repeat Step 7 with remaining mayonnaise mixture, half at a time, to make a thick coating on ham. When top layer is just sticky-firm, press apple and onion cutouts on top of ham and watercress along side to make a festive pattern. Lift ham onto a clean platter, Chill until coating is firm. Wash pan and rack.
9. Pour about half of the cider mixture into a small bowl; place in a pan of ice and water to speed setting; chill until as thick as unbeaten egg white.
10. Return ham to rack in pan; spoon thickened cider mixture over top to coat evenly; chill until firm. Repeat with remaining cider mixture. Spoon any that runs off ham into a shallow pan and chill until firm for garnish. Chill ham until party time.
11. When ready to serve, place ham on a large carving board. Frame with lemon leaves, if you wish. Cut extra gelatin into tiny cubes and pile around ham. Carve ham into slices about ¼ inch thick, as needed.

As a warm-weather treat, this does have the advantage of being served cold. And since it calls for ready-to-eat ham, I think you could skip the part where you bake it for 75 minutes, then chill it again. Maybe that step is required to dry out the ham enough so that the mayonnaise sticks better. Oh yeah, that’s an appetizing thought.

Um, bon appétit?

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Vintage Victuals: Stack-a-wich

A while back on Pinterest I ran across a recipe for smörgÃ¥stÃ¥rta, or sandwich cake. Which sounds really odd, but turns out to be just a big ol’ sandwich, which happens to look an awful lot like a cake. A pretty, pretty cake.

Okay, that still sounds really odd.

The author of the pinned post describes it as “a Swedish sandwich cake with layers of bread separating creamy fillings.” And her version, based on a recipe from Saveur, is beautiful.

Fast-forward 6 months and I’m at an estate sale where I pick up, among a few other things, a small stack of Household magazines from 1956. I was excited to get them home and read them, especially the July issue which features a pretty pastel layer cake on the cover. I’m assuming that the frosting or filling layers are infused with fruit-flavored gelatin.

Guess what? I’m wrong. It’s not a cake at all, but a smörgÃ¥stÃ¥rta. For the benefit of Modern Convenience America circa 1956, it’s been re-named “stack-a-wich.” The author claims that it’s “…fine to fix for a crowd!” And for you fine folks, here’s the entire recipe, all typed out by li’l ol’ me:

For relaxed, casual entertaining—a party treat with beauty, a flair of originality, and variety in flavor—you can’t equal a stack-a-wich! Team it with a refreshing fruit drink such as colorful Limeade Fizz, and you can serve as many as 18 guests with a minimum of preparation. And a stack-a-which practically serves itself—you bring it to the table as you would a birthday cake and let guests cut their own sandwiches. We used cheese and salmon fillings, but a stack-a-wich may be made with any combination of fillings if the flavors blend pleasingly. Team up some of our other fillings, or make your own stack-a-wich and have fun.

Stack-a-wich Loaf
Prepare three sandwich fillings as directed. Remove crusts from one loaf of unsliced sandwich bread. Cut loaf lengthwise into four even slices. Lightly butter one slice. Spread with Salmon Filling. Add second slice of bread buttered on both sides. Spread with Cheese-Olive Filling. Cover with third slice of bread, buttered on both sides. Spread with Relish Filling. Top with fourth slice of bread, buttered on bottom side only. Wrap tightly in wax paper and aluminum foil. Chill several hours or overnight. A couple of hours before serving time, remove from refrigerator. Prepare Carrot-Pimento Topping and attractively frost ends, sides, and top of loaf. Sprinkle top generously with reserved shredded carrots. Makes 18 2½-inch sandwiches.

Salmon Filling
1 can (7¾ oz.) red salmon
¼ cup chopped sweet pickle
½ teaspoon salt
1½ teaspoons lemon juice or vinegar
Mayonnaise
Drain and flake salmon. Combine with remaining ingredients, adding just enough mayonnaise to moisten.

Cheese-Olive Filling
¾ cup finely shredded Roquefort cheese
¼ cup chopped stuffed olives
Mayonnaise
Green food coloring
Combine cheese and olives with just enough mayonnaise to moisten. Add green food coloring as desired.

Relish Filling
3 tablespoons pickle relish, drained
2 tablespoons chopped pimiento, drained
1 cup shredded American cheese
Mayonnaise
Combine ingredients, using just enough mayonnaise to moisten.

Carrot-Pimiento Topping
3 packages (3-oz. size) pimiento cream cheese (room temperature)
¼ cup cream
¼ cup mayonnaise
Few grains salt
3 cups finely shredded carrots
Whip cheese with cream, mayonnaise, and salt until mixture is light and fluffy. Fold in 2 cups of the carrots, reserving 1 cup to sprinkle on top of loaf.

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Conundrum

The dry-erase markers I use to make my whiteboard To-Do lists have dried out. I’d put “Buy new dry-erase markers” on the list, but…

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Time Travel

(This is a mini-post. A full-length post with vintage recipes should arrive in your RSS feed later today. You are subscribed via RSS, right?)

This morning, I noticed that a neighbor has honeysuckle vines which have kindly crept over the top of the property-line fence. I skipped over to take a whiff, and was instantly transported back about 30 years and 1800 miles to the honeysuckle vines that grew on the chain-link fence running between Johnny Van Der Meer Field and the houses on Woodside Ave in Midland Park. Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey.

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Cookbook… no, wait, Cookcards? (Ham and Bananas Hollandaise)

 

Ham-Banana. Fun to say, questionable to eat. Click for biggyness.

You read this blog, so you know that I lazily collect old cookbooks. That is, I don’t actively seek them out, but I “somehow” have two shelves full and as many more stacked in piles on my dining room table. Bad Housekeeping Seal Of Approval.

When I was a kid, my mom had the McCall’s Great American Recipe Card Collection set of, well, recipe cards. The plastic bin for them was a light beige on the bottom, hot stamped with some sort of patriotic shield-and-eagle thing, and a clear, hinged lid. I never made a single thing from those recipe cards, and I don’t know if my mom did either. Somewhere along the way, it disappeared. Nobody was saddened.

About 5 years ago, I picked up my own nearly-complete set of the 1978 Better Homes and Gardens Recipe Card Library. I’ve never made a single thing from these recipe cards, either, but I did finally go through each and every one to pick out some that look tasty. Many are dubious, and I’m sure they’ll get posts of their own in the future.

Today’s post is about a stack of those old McCall’s cards, found for me last week by my friend Erin of ThedaBaraVintage. My plan is to share these 1973 recipe cards with my customers, and most of them are feasible for today’s palate. Zucchini Tossed Salad. Peaches in Marsala. Salmon Steaks Tarragon. But a few, just a few, would test the taste buds of anyone I know. It will be a crapshoot, and I hope my customers enjoy the gamble. Will you get a recipe card for Creole Doughnuts (Beignets), or for Perfection (gelatine) Salad?

Because I know that everyone will want to make the Ham and Bananas Hollandaise shown above, I’ll share that recipe with you here.

6 medium bananas
1/4 cup lemon juice
6 thin slices boiled ham (about 1/2 lb)
3 Tbs prepared mustard
2 envelopes (1-1/4 oz size) hollandaise sauce mix
1/4 cup light cream

  1. Preheat oven to 400F. Lightly butter 2-quart, shallow baking dish.
  2. Peel bananas; sprinkle each with 1/2 Tbs lemon juice to prevent darkening.
  3. Spread ham slices with mustard. Wrap each banana in slice of ham. Arrange in single layer in casserole. Bake 10 minutes.
  4. Meanwhile, make sauce: In small saucepan, combine sauce mix with 1 cup water, 1 Tbs lemon juice, and cream. Heat, stirring, to boiling; pour over bananas. Bake 5 minutes longer, or until slightly golden. Nice with a green salad for brunch or lunch. Makes 6 servings.

You’re welcome.

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