I write. Not for a living or anything, but because I run at the mouth. I tend to make fun of stuff, often myself. I don’t think that I say anything particularly important, but I do hope to amuse. I never intend to waste your time.
My friend Erin wrote this part for me:
- My key lime pie is only so-so, but I’m really good at cooking other stuff.
- I wear smart alecky t-shirts with sayings that only smart people will understand
- My shoe collection takes up more room than my bed
- I’m really pissed about the color of my car
- I have a great backside. ask anyone.