Work is busy, life is busy, I’m shipping things I’ve sold on eBay faster than I’m posting new items, I have another order for customized ID tags to fulfill, and a rush freelance job (small, but hurried) that unexpectedly cropped up this afternoon.
Become chicken, remove head, commence with running.
*Anyone? Anyone?
shoes and pie 
Shockingly, that sentence exists nowhere else on the internet.
Awesome.