An official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.

“You know that scene in A Christmas Story, where the kid is visiting Santa…”

“Ralphie?”

“Yeah. And he’s going down the slide but he pulls himself back up and asks for the BB gun and then gets that big smile… I hope you don’t mind, but his expression… it made me think of you.”

/grins/

“Yeah! That’s it!”